... cause you're gonna be giving me a ride this week. Retribution for losing the trophy is at hand!
How can someone who spends so much time fantasizing about men in lycra be so bad at picking out a fantasy team? I mean, they're all wearing skin-tight highwater pants so if Anthony was ever destined to succeed at anything it's this. I guess he did win his week one but he had the pole position in the draft so you HOPE he's going to win the opener. Lets review the clusterfuck that led to his victory by default in 2012 and his status as the most hated man in fantasy football.
Week 1 - Loss
Week 2 - Win by 90 points. There is no explanation for this horseshit.
Week 3 - Loss
Week 4 - Loss
Week 5 - Loss
Week 6 - Loss
Week 7 - 10 point spread, hardly counts as a win
Week 8 - 5 point squeaker. Basically a loss
Week 9 - Played Evan who had abandoned his team at this point and who started several bye week players.
Week 10 - Loss
Week 11- whatever. At this point, the rest of the season really doesn't matter. It's obvious that there was some sort of mathematical error on ESPN's part.
Why didn't you put the score down when I eliminated you from the playoffs with a 70 point victory? You need to watch Beverly Hills Chihuahua to understand where my fortitude and strength come from.
ReplyDeleteI visited the Baby Gap to see where your wardrobe comes from. Isn't that enough?
ReplyDeleteUpvote for upskirt.
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