Flynn

It's a terrible idea to stock your fantasy team with free-agent has-beens. It's particularly, especially retarded when your projected points are hovering around the 50 mark.

Really, what are the odds that any of these guys are going to get picked up? Odds are better that you'll be blown by an alien than one of these guys will start...

Yeah, all that's true. Except sometimes...

Sometimes there is a man of faith. Sometimes there is a man that sees beyond the facts. A man that casts aside all reason and doubt. A man who flies solely on a broken promise made long ago. A man that can look past all the traumatic knee injuries and severed tendons. A man that sees the diamond in the coal.

That man is Flynn [ golf clap ].