Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Week 2 - Division results

Ahhhh, week 2. We kinda knew what was going to happen and then it kinda did. We knew that the Texans would do O.K. and that all the free agents on the Sealions wouldn't. Week 2, it mattered a lot while you were in it, but much like losing your virginity, it was way better in your mind and you'll soon forget all about it

Sleep Apnea pulls out a win with 484.5 points. No surprise when they almost hit 300 with just 1/2 of their guys. With those 2 batshit scores they would have still won even if they had the Sealions!

Our home team, Anth0nysucks.com, takes a solid 2nd place just 17 points behind Apnea. You should note, dear readers, that if Kapernick would have kept his throwing arm out of his own ass for a few seconds of Sunday night's clusterfux, Anth0nysucks.com would have pulled out the win.

In one of those classic 'flying too close to the sun' scenarios It's Not Wash crashes from 1st place to barely 3rd, 70+ points behind this week's 2nd place. If it wasn't for the Heisenbergs representing the bad end of the bell curve these guys would have turned in a deserved dead-ass-last.

Here is the shocker of the week: the division with the most unsigned free-agents sucked the most. The Heisenbergs are excelling at being shitty, their division dominated by a big 1-1 record followed closely by the rest of the division at 0-2. I'm pretty sure that Sergio will be able to beat most of these kids in week 8.



1 comment:

  1. Yes! I'm glad my division got Miley on a wrecking ball...small consolation for last place 2 weeks in a row.

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